Who do want to be loved?

[Guest]

None actually. The Spit is my crowning scary surfing place story - and the only one I have. Sorry.
Definately a shortboarder, better still make it a nice fat little floundering grommet in a wetsuit two sizes too small for him & make sure he's wearing lots of Bling in the water too... Yes, if I was a shark that would be quite tasty I'd imagine. Yum.

Brent

[surf patrol]

From European ladies looking for love to massacres and evil surf spots - talk about off the original topic!

[Brent]

That chick's not looking for love....just a way out.
Us Kiwi's have far more entertaining topics to chat about than Euro Hangi-Pants.

[nz girl]

ha ha! fo sho - its sort of testament to our surf obsession that a topic as random as ukeraine women looking for some internet love can be diverted back to surfing. just try talking about something non surf related, it will ineveitably become a debate about grip vs wax.
ps glad there are no other potential shark-infested death spots i need to worry bout brent!

[Guest]

Far more interesting things to talk about, and regarding wax...check out my reply to your surfing naked dilema.
*smirk*
Brent

[hawaiiSUCKSexceptsurf]

grip is way better, face it.

[freaky_welsh_chick]

I'd love to try grip. is it possible to put a grip pad on a pop-out mini mal? damn i so wanna get a custom board now theyr sooo much better :(

[Guest]

Gorilla Grip make front traction pads for use on any sort of board.
Some say they work better with booties than wax. They aren't something you'd want to use in summer if you surf without a wetsuit however, abit rough on the chest. I used them for awhile but have gone back to wax for the front foot.
check them out on g-grip.com

Brent

[michaeldl]

probobly the only girl who ever could ever truly say she crushed my heart was from the ukraine .I would have to" say truly they are jewles for the eyes to behold" .and it was probably the only time I was truly romantic, and then smash dwell in darkness loser!
But if it was not for all those cold years of longing afterward I would not have become so truly cold and ruthless which has greatly helped in my ablity to stare down a mean muggin surf gangster in the lineup. So thanks you heartless thing I now have the ability to pull into giant size waves seeing that I have no more use for your crule world. but seeing seeing how weak man can become after a few brushes with the unknown. It would be so nice to have my badly scared heart torn out one more time before its all over with.

[guest]

sorry but that was terribly fun to write given this crazy forum. how long have you guys actualy been comunicating like this surfing to me was always beer weed and chicks in whatever order but the whole net thing seems so tec .pretty soon people are gonna think we know somthing then just try to explain your obsessive compulsive behavior there wont be any more playing dumb.michaeldl

[Brent]

Yep. Beer, chicks & weed. Excellent post.
Hey, I know a fine euro chick who might like some weed & brews brah she's a 'sure-thing' too as long as you can afford a plane ticket for her....just read the start of this thread for contact details.
LOL

[yup]

word! could use a little play, unfortunatly all money has been sunk recently into shaping more boards so the poor little thing will have to wait and save herself .Anyways I wonder if she understands all guys are quite insensitive at least all the ones I met,and guys dont typicaly lie to each other about that. maybe how many girls we were with . How much we had to drink and smoke to get her there. Or if we will actualy see her again, but most of the romance thing kind of gets blured with alcohol.Of corse the weed keeps us staring at her frends sisters,moms ,ect.booty so what more can a woman ask for?"Hey honey I broke my board the waves are good .I need some loot,and I'm outa here ".Going with the fellas to the shore its breaking double over.which is a pretty natural and justifiable statement for a surfer so unless she surfs and happens to also be wealthy which is probobly never gonna happen to any of us in this lifetime. [that is getting hooked up with hot super model type who's rich and dont care when we cum and go.]Although theres hope my brethren.michaeldl

[nz girl]

teach your girl to surf then you will have a partner in crime. can be useful having someone to pay petrol money etc. also you can have "romantic" (yeah right!) surf trips together...perfect.

[Brent]

Um. You are being funny aren't you? Surfing & Relationships go together like Pavlova & Tomato Sauce....

[nz girl]

au contraire, i am most serious. either the girl will a: quickly tire of this juvenile 'surfing' obssesive-compulsive behavior displayed by the boyfriend and leave him to go "splash around" while she gets in some quality sun-bathing time, or b; will develop her own unhealthy obsession with wax, off shores and peeling waves. in which case she will no longer cling needily to the boy. thus if the boy decides "he's just not ready for this level of commitment" then the girl will be like "oh, yeah whatever. i'm going surfing with {insert hot surfer boy's name here}". see? i've thought this through. what holes could you possibly find in my fantastic surf-relationship theory? its hole-proof!

[Brent]

Um, deeply pondered NZ Girl, well constructed argument.

[gulfsurfer]

this is not a mailorder whore service. Larry JJ might like u though. hes a troll!

[CheeZee]

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