Why your surfboard is better than your girlfriend
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 4:31 pm*Revised list including those posted within the next 2 pages
1: You can ride it any time you like
2: It's a more responsive ride
3: It doesn't nag
4: You can get it wet any time you like
5: It doesn't mind you riding other boards
6: You can purchase a new board when the old one gets abit worn out
7. Doesnt ming having a leash tied to it
8. Doesnt complain when you chose one board over another
9. Surfboards are always waxed
10. Surfboards dont shagg other blokes when ur not there
11. You won't have to keep buying it new bags
12.Even when you've had your board for ages you can still ride it as often as you like.
13. You don't have to stop riding your board for one week a month.
14. You don't get bored of riding the same board over and over again.
15. You board will never ask you if it's rocker looks fat.
16. You can make your board 'looser' or 'tighter' to taste by altering fins.
17. You can ride your board for hours without it getting sore.
18.You don't have to get stroppy about other blokes openly admiring your board.
19. You'll never have a fight over a surf board.
20. A surfboard is yours for as long as you want it
21. Your board will never get drunk and throw up on your carpet
22. Your board will understand if you don't take it out at the weekend
23. Your board won't get a rash when you wax it
Anyone have any others?!
1: You can ride it any time you like
2: It's a more responsive ride
3: It doesn't nag
4: You can get it wet any time you like
5: It doesn't mind you riding other boards
6: You can purchase a new board when the old one gets abit worn out
7. Doesnt ming having a leash tied to it
8. Doesnt complain when you chose one board over another
9. Surfboards are always waxed
10. Surfboards dont shagg other blokes when ur not there
11. You won't have to keep buying it new bags
12.Even when you've had your board for ages you can still ride it as often as you like.
13. You don't have to stop riding your board for one week a month.
14. You don't get bored of riding the same board over and over again.
15. You board will never ask you if it's rocker looks fat.
16. You can make your board 'looser' or 'tighter' to taste by altering fins.
17. You can ride your board for hours without it getting sore.
18.You don't have to get stroppy about other blokes openly admiring your board.
19. You'll never have a fight over a surf board.
20. A surfboard is yours for as long as you want it
21. Your board will never get drunk and throw up on your carpet
22. Your board will understand if you don't take it out at the weekend
23. Your board won't get a rash when you wax it
Anyone have any others?!
