You want us to do survey. Read this!

[jaffa1949]

Uncle Jaffa presents Finally the qualifying Surf Questionnaire for all those posting Surveys.

Answer Questions as asked, when you answer the correct percentage correctly
Surfing waves forum may choose to complete your survey!

To help your studies the first questions are about terminology so we are assured you can understand our answers.

1.When should a surfer use the term “dude” correctly in conversation?
2.When a surfer hits a reef is that a cutback ? Y/N
3.A good tube will be found on the rail between piccadilly and the beach? Y/N.
4.Multiple choice; A slab is?
A. a shallow rock reef
B. a case of beer in Australia
C. a place for bodies in the morgue
D. All of the above.

5. Is surfing a fashion statement? Y/N
6. Have you had post surf sinus drain? Y/N.
7. Waxing is for Brazilians not for radical dudes! Y/N

Now about you.
1. What demographic group do you represent?
2. How many surfers do you know?
3. How far inland do you live?
4. What blind marketing group do you represent?
5. Does your lecturer surf?
6. Do you surf?
7. On what?
8. What brand surf products do you buy?
9. Does Bodhi surf?
10. Have we taken enough time from your studies?

The other SWers are welcome to add to the survey to qualify people.
Let's see what great questions come up.

[kitesurfer]

Is a butt combe a?
1. Type of adult beverage that should be drunk at room temperature?
2. A tool you use on your surfboard?
3. A new style in brazillian hair styles?

I will try to think of some more later, oh and please can this be made sticky, great thread!

KS

[kitesurfer]

What lenght of time does "Just one more?" cover?
1. One minute.
2. 10 mins.
3. One hour.
4. The rest of the day?

KS

[jaffa1949]

Back to the topic.
Why does Jaffa hate surveys?
Is this a pathological problem?
Jaffa is;
1 being not at all to a 10 being definitely
Bitter and twisted.
Suffering from ageist dementia
A really nice guy until you read too many of his posts.
will invade Poland then the world.
Is a secret singer in Eurovision.
been consuming too much of Kitey's mead.
been out of the water too long.

All of these answers are required to be answered before posting and other survey

[oldmansurfer]

Number 2 is a great question. cutback vs cut back

[surf patrol]

This has brightened up my monday morning

[jaffa1949]

That's great I was having a nasty sardonic peed off morning but lightened up a bit with the post !

[billie_morini]

This thread receives the Batman and Bailey seal of approval!