60 Seconds | Brian Conley

Stop the press! Alert the minions! Brian Conley, whose name is synonymous with Mainland Mexico window-makers that spit cannonballs, drown humans and berth careers, cut his hair. That long, blonde, naturally dreaded mane of his is gone. Did the Federales shave his head at gunpoint? Did he cut it off himself so his helmet cam fits better? Or is he just subtly reinventing his image while strengthening his big tube resume? Only Conley knows the answer, but while the noggin dressing is new, the tube panache is as unmistakable as it's always been.