so last night i broke my foot

by **surferdude_scarborough** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 2:41 am

was in town last night with the guys from the flats around me and managed to say something stupid to piss of the missus. obviously i was pretty drunk and very pissed off at this point so my reaction was to go outside and take my anger out on a lamp post. sadly the lamp post won. a taxi then a car ride then 4 hours of sitting in casualty later the man said it was in fact broken. this came as surprising news to me as before being stopped by friends and put in a taxi i had started to walk home from town. the moral of the story? dont fight with lamp posts. you will lose.

now in plaster for 6 weeks and will miss the epic swell this weekend and a river trip with the canoe club.

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by **drowningbitbybit** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 3:34 am

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! :lol:

We said that drinking would inhibit your surfing - but I didnt think it would be quite such a direct and dramatic way!! :twisted:

(PS Get well soon, enjoy the itching of the plaster)

by **dougirwin13** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 3:38 am

You don't know how to kick properly.

-doug
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by **hawaiiSUCKSexceptsurf** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 7:39 am

and this was because someone made your girlfriend mad by saying something dumb?

by **PapaW** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 8:21 am

Heh, amusing! never took you for an angry explosive drunk!!! gutted :p

by **Hang11** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 9:17 am

Don't stand for that. Get back there and head butt the lamp post, punch it a few times, show it you mean business. You can't let it get one over on you like that.

by **Phil** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 9:32 am

haha a friend at uni went out on the first night of term dancing with no shoes on and some one stood on her foot and broke it 2 weeks later she went out and broke her other foot in the same spot, was walking around with moon boots on for months

by **northswell** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 11:39 am

Ha Ha Classic

Did no one ever warn you to watch out for the quiet types.

by **kitesurfer** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 11:45 am

HAHAHAHA well done James, at least you didn't mistake it for a keyboard....
I guess this means you'll be delaying the order of your new toy for a while then?

KS

by **thaya** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 11:50 am

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! you poor thing! I can't believe you actually broke it :shock:

if it's any consolation, I probably can't surf till february (although i'm hoping sooner!). Put your feet up and watch lots of surf films in the meantime

by **Dr Rev** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 12:51 pm

Oh Dude, mend quickly and get the Playstation out !!! :wink:

by **essex sucks** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 1:06 pm

all i can say is :bang:

get well soon mate

by **Stone Fox** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 5:21 pm

<trying>.....

Get well soon dude!

by **CheeZee** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 5:40 pm

... you gotta watch those lamp posts bro .. they hang around on street corners and get all fired up after dark !

!

Hope your foot heals real quick bro .. ya nutter .. kick a small mammal next time or your gf' .. yes ..kick the gf' thats a much better idea :wink:

by **libby** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 8:58 pm

Te he he he

OOOpppsssy

by **Laguna** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 11:38 pm

lol this is the stupidest thing ive ever heard. your going to miss some awsome surf too

by **hawaiiSUCKSexceptsurf** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 7:43 am

this is why i smoke, youd never have done that stoned.

by **RJD** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 7:51 am

Wow. Not too bright are you.

by **Dec** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 12:08 pm

That wasn't to smart mate! Hope it doesn't effect your surfing later on.

Good luck with the cast!!!

by **Big Man** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 2:38 pm

all i can say is...DOH!!!

bet you won;t do that again in a hurry

so last night i broke my foot

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