ASK BLADE HAG....

by **BLADE HAG** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 10:49 pm

I am prepared to share my wealth of knowledge with all in cyber space. So if any body has any advice they want in regard to surfing, relationships, financial or any other topic ask BLADE HAG!!!!

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by **RJD** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 10:58 pm

I cheated on my surfboard, I rode a sweet little red number just the other week, how can I make it better?

by **BLADE HAG** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 11:26 pm

Trying different things will improve your surfing.
If you are really worried buy her wax, take her out and ride her hard!!!

by **Hang11** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 11:28 pm

Can my friend catch crabs from sheep?

by **RJD** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 11:47 pm

My sheep have crabs, I suspect they caught them from a friend, can I cook them?

by **BLADE HAG** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 12:34 am

Depends on what type of sheep...?
Depends on what type of crab...? :?
Do you mean fishing for crabs in the ocean?
If so yes.

by **Hang11** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 1:51 am

I'm really in love with my friend's sheep. He loves it too. I don't want to upset my surf buddy, but I can't stop thinking about his sheep. I also think I've caught crabs off his sheep.

Should I tell his wife?

by **BLADE HAG** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 6:50 am

I think his wife might be shocked if she knows you both love a dead sheep WHICH you used to go fishing and catch crabs.
Maybe you should get a cat.

by **Dr Rev** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 8:58 am

Can you get chirpes from sleeping with a parrot ??? :wink:

by **surfdaisy06** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 9:17 am

by **Dr Rev** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 9:28 am

Reverend wrote:Can you get chirpes from sleeping with a parrot ???

And is it tweetable ???????????

by **essex sucks** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 10:06 am

by **Hang11** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 10:09 am

Farting with a wetsuit on is funny.

by **BLADE HAG** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 11:46 am

Stop talking about stuff in my forum TOPIC it is supposed to be ask BLADE HAG!!!
ANY QUSESTIONS????? :x :D :twisted:

by **thaya** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 12:01 pm

what is the meaning of life?

by **northswell** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 12:09 pm

When am i going to win the lottery.

by **Surfing-Innovation** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 12:24 pm

And more importantly, what will his numbers be so I can use them too!!

by **Dec** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 12:31 pm

When will this thread end? :lol:

by **essex sucks** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 12:33 pm

why the flesh did u start this thread and what is wronge with you

by **Luke** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 12:39 pm

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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