Why your surfboard is better than your girlfriend

by **MrJoe** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 4:31 pm

*Revised list including those posted within the next 2 pages

1: You can ride it any time you like
2: It's a more responsive ride
3: It doesn't nag
4: You can get it wet any time you like
5: It doesn't mind you riding other boards
6: You can purchase a new board when the old one gets abit worn out
7. Doesnt ming having a leash tied to it
8. Doesnt complain when you chose one board over another
9. Surfboards are always waxed
10. Surfboards dont shagg other blokes when ur not there
11. You won't have to keep buying it new bags
12.Even when you've had your board for ages you can still ride it as often as you like.
13. You don't have to stop riding your board for one week a month.
14. You don't get bored of riding the same board over and over again.
15. You board will never ask you if it's rocker looks fat.
16. You can make your board 'looser' or 'tighter' to taste by altering fins.
17. You can ride your board for hours without it getting sore.
18.You don't have to get stroppy about other blokes openly admiring your board.
19. You'll never have a fight over a surf board.
20. A surfboard is yours for as long as you want it
21. Your board will never get drunk and throw up on your carpet
22. Your board will understand if you don't take it out at the weekend
23. Your board won't get a rash when you wax it

Anyone have any others?!

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by **eastcoastsurfshop** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 4:43 pm

Not quite the same but a few good reasons to let the missus know how lucky she is to have a surfer boyfriend/husband...

1) Surfers are mostly home after dark to rest up for the possibility of morning peak conditions

2) If you love the beach you'll spend a lot of time there

3) While salty to the taste, surfers are always clean

4) If there's surf to be had, they are guaranteed to be cruisy and sweet

5) They're a possible live-in surfing and swimming coach/cum lifesaver for the children

6) Surfers are mostly in top physical form for the bedroom

7) Always handy for a weather update

by **^*^BATMAN^*^** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 5:07 pm

7. Doesnt ming having a leash tied to it
8. Doesnt complain when you chose one board over another

by **Tyrcian** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 5:19 pm

surfboards are always waxed

by **PapaW** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 5:36 pm

7) Always handy for a weather update

Christ yeah tell me abotu it.. everyone always asks me whats happening. they don't even bother watching/reading the weather anymore lol

by **essex sucks** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 6:26 pm

PapaW wrote:
7) Always handy for a weather update

Christ yeah tell me abotu it.. everyone always asks me whats happening. they don't even bother watching/reading the weather anymore lol

yep i get the same here. but we are better at it than the weather people on tv

by **PapaW** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 6:39 pm

Hah yeah so true!

by **Old Guys Rule** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 8:41 pm

I think eastcoastsurfshop has it on this one. Why choose one over the other. Take a look and see how you can make both work synergisticaly. I like to have both my wife and board.

by **Stone Fox** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 10:16 pm

Old Guys Rule wrote:I I like to have both my wife and board.

Not at the same time I trust?

by **Old Guys Rule** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 10:30 pm

Might be fun on a flat day.

by **Stone Fox** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 10:37 pm

talk about pressure dings!

by **MrJoe** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 11:30 pm

Old Guys Rule wrote:I think eastcoastsurfshop has it on this one. Why choose one over the other. Take a look and see how you can make both work synergisticaly. I like to have both my wife and board.

But then we wouldn't have the fun of trying to think up funny reasons why one is better than the other, and id have to look for something better to do!

It's just light hearted fun; i'm not suggesting anyone break up with their girlfriend/wife and start sleeping with their board instead.

by **PapaW** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 11:57 pm

MrJoe wrote:It's just light hearted fun; i'm not suggesting anyone break up with their girlfriend/wife and start sleeping with their board instead.

why not! I do when im in the van :roll:

by **Stone Fox** » Sat Jun 23, 2007 12:36 am

I think it's quite funny that some people were like, 'you shouldn't have to choose!' errr... grow a sense of humour?

by **surferdude_scarborough** » Sat Jun 23, 2007 9:04 am

surfboards dont shagg other blokes when ur not there

by **justloafing** » Sat Jun 23, 2007 9:15 am

surferdude_scarborough wrote:surfboards dont shagg other blokes when ur not there

...........but other blokes may shag your surfboard :lol:

by **Milo** » Sat Jun 23, 2007 1:03 pm

Get divorced, then marry a pro surfer and get to travel to the best spots all over the world for FREE. :thumbs:

by **MrJoe** » Sat Jun 23, 2007 4:08 pm

1: You won't have to keep buying it new bags

by **Stone Fox** » Sat Jun 23, 2007 11:39 pm

Even when you've had your board for ages you can still ride it as often as you like.

You don't have to stop riding your board for one week a month.

by **MrJoe** » Sat Jun 23, 2007 11:52 pm

You don't get bored of riding the same board over and over again

Why your surfboard is better than your girlfriend

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