naked surfing.ahh!

by **naked surfer** » Mon Aug 02, 2004 10:22 pm

is it just me or does anyone like to surf naked?It atracks the ladies.

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by **nz girl** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 5:45 am

i assume you live somewhere warm. and i'd have to say that if i saw some guy surfing in the buff, i probably wouldn't be paddling over to talk to him in a hurry. sorry mate, but girls prefer guys who leave something to the imagination.

by **jonny** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 6:19 am

hmmm - board wax and hairy bits don't go well together.....

by **Ozzie** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 7:52 am

I don't know if dangaling your bait in the water is a good idea if there are sharks about mate!

by **kieran** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 9:05 am

one of my surfer mates went surfing at midnight naked at a beach in wales.

needless to say he had had a shed load of something

there was also that guy who went surfing in boxer shorts on boxing day in jersey. He only managed three rides

by **monkeyman25** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 10:07 am

i could only imagine that in hawaii and there are way to many rocks to get yourself castarated dude. you ay feel free but i dont wanna get my manhood cut off and have a little self respect. i mean wetsuits may not be comfortable but i still wear them when the water gets freezing. i just cant imagine it.

by **sunnysideup** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 9:25 pm

surfing naked....ummm no
Dont think ive tried that.
Surfing in a bikini and rashgaurd is fine with me.
I really dont think that would attract me. :roll:

by **Inletsurfer** » Wed Aug 04, 2004 12:54 am

yeah...its not cool...you chaff like a mad man.

and pool water shrinks you up pretty bad..imagine the ocean..yeah its that bad

by **naked surfer** » Wed Aug 04, 2004 10:43 pm

hey u all should try it.i dont use wax my board aint that slippery

by **nz girl** » Thu Aug 05, 2004 1:18 am

are you for real?? skinny dipping is one thing, but nudity and fast moving projectile complete with very sharp fins is another (trust me on that one, i've already got a couple of scars on my feet to prove it), not to mention the wax for pubes to stick to factor (oh and how do you intend to avoid the wax delemma?? grip pad? that woud be fun to lie on naked i'm sure! surfing without any kind of grip dosn't work. just staying on your board paddling without any wax is near impossible. surfing naked has to be just about the most stupid thing i can imagine. (you'd probably get arrested for public indecency where i come from too!)

by **Guest** » Thu Aug 05, 2004 3:00 am

There is a one word answer to all your wax concerns NZ Girl
The word is....Brazilian

*smirk*

by **nz girl** » Fri Aug 06, 2004 4:55 am

ha ha, good point. i'm all for general maintenance, but brasilian's a bit extreme for me. and i assume our naked friend is a guy. do guys wax? i am intrigued. whats the general consensus on brasilians?

by **saffasurfer7** » Fri Aug 06, 2004 9:51 am

brasilians are the way forward! Never looked back. Although haven't done the waxing thing yet. Maybe one day. Just don't see the point in paying for something you can do yourself. For guys though I think they sway towards immac as an option rather than waxing. Haven't met a guy who waxes yet but know a few who immac. Also don't think the guys I know do full brasilians, that just seems extreme on a guy. Just immac down below and a bit of trimming goes a long way.

Ok, I think that's enough info from me on that subject...

(I'm not a guy by the way, just for the record :-) )

by **Guest** » Sat Aug 07, 2004 2:36 am

Leave the full-wax jobs guys.... Like aerobics, Philates & syncronised swimming...there are places a man should just never go.
Mind you (ahem) trimming the hedges back does make the branches look bigger if you know what I mean.
Brent

by **roxy roxy roxy** » Sat Aug 07, 2004 1:23 pm

brent that was really nasty.
OK surf how ever u want but i know i wont be surfing on the same bch. as u mister!

by **Inletsurfer** » Sat Aug 07, 2004 5:19 pm

bare is the way to go....you have more feeling

by **Guest** » Sun Aug 08, 2004 8:49 pm

Hey Roxy x3,
I didn't offend you did I? I was referring to the male porn-star trick of trimming back the hedges. Makes the ole-fella look longer.
Not that I'd know of course :-O
Didn't mean to offend the female sensibilities...
Brent

by **Guest** » Tue Aug 10, 2004 5:20 pm

AAAAAH SHRINKAGE! Ocean water can be kinda chilly you know.

by **moonman** » Thu Aug 12, 2004 11:17 am

Anonymous wrote:Leave the full-wax jobs guys.... Like aerobics, Philates & syncronised swimming...there are places a man should just never go.
Mind you (ahem) trimming the hedges back does make the branches look bigger if you know what I mean.
Brent

here on lunarland we guys get the full "back, crack and sack" treatment...after all, on the dark side of the landscape we need all the help we can get to tan!!

by **Easyrider** » Thu Aug 12, 2004 3:01 pm

Ahem....*blushes* Maybe this topic has gone a li'l too far.....
Ok, I dunno about other girls, but I wouldn't be attracted to a naked surfer guy, because that's just wrong. I don't think the Hawaiians who invented surfing ment for it to be done like that.
So guys who have even thought about the concept, here's a tip.

If you wanna get yourself a girl, skinny-surfin' ain't the way to go about it. If, on the other hand, you want to repell every girl on the continent, go for it!

Easyrider XxX

naked surfing.ahh!

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