FishKid Wales wrote:Sweet! I can now give up surfing and just pop to my local tesco buy some of that gel,pi$$ my pants rub salt in my eyes,fill both socks with sand and im good to go

sinistapenguin wrote:Actually, that 'Surf Gel' really works. But you have to use it in a particular way:
DIRECTIONS FOR USE:
Apply <<Brand Name>> 'Surf Hair' liberally to the eyeballs and inside of nostrils, inhaling sharply. Squeeze remainder of gel into dirty toilet, add 3 bags of salt (sea salt preferable) and 2 bags of crushed ice. Insert head and flush.
This essentially gives you the 'authentic surf look'
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