The other day I walked to the beach, surf board in tow and left my flops, like I always do, tucked under the beach access. And off I went, to play in the Ocean. I live in a small surf town outside of Charleston. We get mild traffic but the lineups arent usually that crowded. I did my thing and on the way back, I got to wear I had left my Flops and low and behold some xxxxx had walked off with them.
#1. My feet are gross and so are most other folks.
#2. Who steals these days, is the world that bad off that you can't afford 20 bucks for a pair of flops.
If it was an alien whose space ship only runs on worn flip flops then I understand but seriously. For all of you who have walked off in someone elses flops on purpose, their is a place for you in a fiery pit in the center of the earth.
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