Phil's a complete flesher!

by **drowningbitbybit** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 10:49 am

Phil... Grrrrr.... the complete flesher!!

Sitting at work is bad enough without getting texts from Phil telling me about the glassy conditions this morning!!!!!

:roll:

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by **iomarti** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 10:53 am

yep i got text too.

I'm going out for a surf this afternoon with SBoy in real glassy conditions as well. So double nuuuhhh!

by **drowningbitbybit** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 10:54 am

*bang head against desk and weep*

by **CheeZee** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 11:15 am

Phil we hate you ! .. you are no longer welcome at " White Rock Cafe " and from here on in we shall all shun you in a shunny shunning way ..

oh and now lolly is getting in on the act isit ?! .. ahh go on with yourselves , dont mind us .. the working classes .. you all enjoy your lower upper middle class lifestyles .. and i spose lunch will be al'fresco as well .. probably one of those flattened rolls with a posh name ...

stuff ya .. pot noodle here i come and i'll stare at my fish tank on the counter all afternoon

:lol:

by **iomarti** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 11:29 am

lunch will probably be a packet of party rings and some spaghetti.... eaten infront of neighbours whilst in my wetsuit...

by **kitesurfer** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 11:31 am

What he hasn't realised yet is that each time he sends me a text the cost of his new board increases! How much of an increase do you reckon i should make it though for each text???

KS

by **FishKid Wales** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 11:33 am

If the text is about quality conditions he is enjoying whilst you graft the i'd say £6.84 +vat per txt!

P.s this weekend's looking pants!!!!!!!!!!!

by **kitesurfer** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 11:38 am

So that's £8.04, any other suggestions?

by **drowningbitbybit** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 11:41 am

Oh, there's a slight onshore now.... Thanks Phil....

I think a flat rate of £10 per text, and one small blemish that he wont notice straight away but will get on his nerves. :wink:

by **drowningbitbybit** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 11:42 am

FishKid Wales wrote:P.s this weekend's looking pants!!!!!!!!!!!

Yup

by **el_timmo** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 2:12 pm

kitesurfer wrote:What he hasn't realised yet is that each time he sends me a text the cost of his new board increases! How much of an increase do you reckon i should make it though for each text???

KS

does that mean that since I never text you to tell you anything at all, my board is gonna be cheaper?

oh yeah I'm back in England now, so I shall call soon to discuss design, fees, etc

by **CheeZee** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 2:45 pm

lol.. i reckon £10 a text plus an extra smarm fee if he sounds like he's enjoying torturing you bro :twisted:

.. is it really that nice today .. ( slinks off to check all the webcams )

and timmo i reckon your board should be free as you will soon be clothing all of us from your surfy web winnings :wink:

by **kitesurfer** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 2:57 pm

el_timmo wrote:
kitesurfer wrote:What he hasn't realised yet is that each time he sends me a text the cost of his new board increases! How much of an increase do you reckon i should make it though for each text???

KS

does that mean that since I never text you to tell you anything at all, my board is gonna be cheaper?

oh yeah I'm back in England now, so I shall call soon to discuss design, fees, etc

Hey tim, welcome back. Yeah call me after work anytime (after about 5pm) and we can sort out the finer details. I see your blank every morning as it's at the end of my bed! Hmm maybe i shouldn't be confessing on the www that i have surfboard blanks in my bedroom!

by **CheeZee** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 3:49 pm

lol.. i think more worrying than just having blanks at the end of your bed is the fact that one has been named Timmo's and placed at the end of your bed :shock:

by **Phil** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 3:55 pm

lmao

£10 per txt you bastards lol, that will make it the 2nd most expencive board ever the 1st being one of roys

the on shore didnt last and soon droped off and went nice and glassy agian, swell picked up to a good 3ft off the rocks on the right with the push only 4 people on it. feeling totaly stoked

dont worry though ill let you all know what its like tommorow :lol:

by **CheeZee** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 4:00 pm

.. ( right , no one look at him .. just pretend he isnt in the room ) ..

oh .. im sure i heard something but i cant have done .. did anyone else hear anything ?

:lol:

by **drowningbitbybit** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 4:06 pm

CheeZee wrote: .. did anyone else hear anything ?

Not a thing, all quiet here. You must've imagined it Cheez :wink:

by **Phil** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 4:09 pm

i better shut up i can see a good old linching coming on soon, be like a surfers version of the co clucks clan, but instead of wearing white masks they would wear 5mm neopren hoods and hawian aloa shirts just dont hang me, burn me or nail me to a stake

by **CheeZee** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 4:26 pm

there it is again matt ' .. oh no its gone again

lol ... glad you had a goodun mate

, cram as many surfs in as poss' bro.. cause as from next week youve got zum learnings to do at that there watchy me callit .. Umiversatay :wink:

by **IdRatherBeSurfing** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 4:41 pm

ugh... unimaversity sucks :evil:

Phil's a complete flesher!

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