I was surfing last week and found a good spot at Duke's. So I started turning around but a wave caught me and I went up with it and hit some guy's board. The guy wasn't on it and it was just floating around. But he said, "Watch out." So I was gonna say My Bad or Sorry, but then the guy adds, 'Dildo.' So I was kinda confused cause I don't get called dildo by strangers who I haven't really done anything to, and I wasn't sure if he was angry or horny.
The guy had a red shirt and cap, and he was a surfing instructor teaching some tourists how to surf. I started paddlling away and caught a good wave, but the whole time I was thinking about that ahole.
Your stories? What happened? What'd you do?