The NASTIEST thing happened to me last night!

by **pat42** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 2:38 pm

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STONEFOX!!!!!

YOU'RE GOING TO DIE :evil:

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by **IdRatherBeSurfing** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 2:41 pm

We could have the makings here of the first ever SW funeral

by **FishKid Wales** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 2:52 pm

We could use his funeral as an excuse to have another meet :twisted:

by **IdRatherBeSurfing** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 2:59 pm

i love funerals :chancetogetdrunk: hahahaha

(i dont really love them) :cry:

by **drowningbitbybit** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 2:59 pm

WishKid Wales wrote:We could use his funeral as an excuse to have another meet

StoneFox is in Staines... that'd be one cr@p surf meet! :wink:

Then again, he'd be dead... he wouldnt know if we had a kinda 'nother funeral somewhere a bit nearer the beach :wink:

by **IdRatherBeSurfing** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 3:02 pm

drowningbitbybit wrote:Then again, he'd be dead... he wouldnt know if we had a kinda 'nother funeral somewhere a bit nearer the beach

HAHAHAHHA love it!

by **CheeZee** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 3:58 pm

lol..naaa he'll just turn into " Spiderfox ..a new breed of superhero

by **pat42** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 4:53 pm

I hope he doesnt come after me first for saying he's gonna die :shock:

by **Dec** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 4:58 pm

Maybe he isn't a super hero...maybe he is a evil villan :shock:

Spiderfox, spiderfox..(hum to spiderman themetune)

by **PapaW** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 8:09 am

I was clearing out the vechicle shed at work last year and came accross a fasinating spider. longish defined jet black legs with a average sized abdermond but with a red squiddle down it.
I let it go in the hedge and later the following week I saw a picture of a Black Widow. It was exactly the same as the one I'd found!!! :O:O No joke and its still loose out there somewhere.

It doesn't supprise me cause its so warm with the micro climate down here in the morte village valley...

by **drowningbitbybit** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 8:28 am

PapaWoolacombe wrote:average sized abdermond

I stared at that for a long time.....

Oh, abdomen!

by **CheeZee** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 11:42 am

lmao .. " me too matt :lol:

..thanks for clearing that up !! .. i was sat there thinking .. ive never heard D.Attenborough speak of an abdermond before

.. lol.. papa .. you been smoking Kelp again :wink:

by **.Jen.** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 3:23 pm

I shouldnt have read this thread before going to bed last night. Had my window open and every single bit of wind that came through had me cacking myself thinking it was a spider :evil:

by **pat42** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 3:57 pm

Hey that reminds me of a time when I was 'making love' to a girl in a beach bungalow in Thailand.

The bed was below the window and the window was open.........the lucky girl had her hands out the window and all of a sudden let out a scream............she'd been bitten by something, but we couldnt figure out whether it was a rat, bat or spider.

She didnt die, but she did say I was amazing

by **libby** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 4:26 pm

by **CheeZee** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 4:39 pm

She didnt die, but she did say I was amazing

... ahh good on ya bro .. taking care of the priorities :lol:

... " yes yes i understand that your in pain and your face is going purple from the swelling of your lungs due to the venom .. but babe just nod .. " am i amazing or what ?!.. yes yes i'll call you an ambulance in a moment .. but " am i amazing ?? ... " nod once for yes " ... (nods ) ... sweet ... right ... " 911 , yes i'd like an ambulance for my gf' and you probably should know as it may help in hospitol .. im fleshing amazing in the sack :twisted:

by **PapaW** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 4:57 pm

drowningbitbybit wrote:
PapaWoolacombe wrote:average sized abdermond

I stared at that for a long time..... :?

Oh, abdomen!

Yeah sorry about that :oops: Went for how it sounded in the end ;)

by **.Jen.** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 5:01 pm

I was chatting to an Aussie bloke a while back, and said that one of my fave hobbies is sucking spiders up the hoover (Dyson jobbie with a clear bucket, you can sit and watch the spider whizz round and round for ages). He said that he'd walked into his loo and spooted a big huntsman sitting on the loo roll. I didnt know how big they were, so googled it and nearly shat myself.

by **Driftingalong** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 6:17 pm

And it looked...just...like...this!

Hey! What's that on your keyboard?

I also had to google "loo"...

by **.Jen.** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 6:19 pm

Whats yer address?? I need to send my brand new shorts your way for cleaning. xxxxx!! :wink:

The NASTIEST thing happened to me last night!

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