dudes & dutettes-your mission,should you choose to accep

[pat42]

Good evening you

My pee is orange cos I take vitamin B complex.

It turns greeen when I p i s s into my toilet cos I've got one of those blue things in the cistern

[Laguna]

If its orange then you need to be drinking more liquids

[Laguna]

Gosh, he farts fire and pisses green piss, anything else??

[pat42]

That farting fire thing is cos I'm lactose intolerant.....

Dont come near me if I've drunk any milk

And it's only the first p i s s after the Vit B thats orange

[.Jen.]

I didnt know them Bloo blocks turned pee green until I chucked one in a couple of weeks ago, was fascinated for a short while

Sounds like youre not the best person to be around if you've got a weak stomach

And hello you

[pat42]

I was just looking for a post of mine involving food poisoning, bad wind and diarrhoea in the line up in Bali.....cant find it....... but put all that together and paint your own picture..


Orange ones defo

[.Jen.]

Food poisoning, bad wind and diarrhoea?

Dont think its pictures you'll be painting somehow

[pat42]

Mmmmmmmm I think we'd better leave it there Jen

[.Jen.]

might be an idea