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by **iomarti** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 7:28 pm

well if you don't mind I'm gonna take it slightly off topic again as you are talking about fluro wetsuits I want to share my idea of a wetsuit with you....

How about a flesh coloured one, with a picture of a fig-leaf on the important bits? Imagine someone surfing in one of these!!!

Sorry, the whole idea of this cracks me up...

**Sponsor**

by **Manaiakalani-Mosquito** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 7:56 pm

That'd be fleshin' awesome hah. Iomarti, you should get those in production, could make some money lol.

by **iomarti** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 8:12 pm

i know i should.

But just imagine if they became popular..... the line up would look slightly different... :lol:

by **Manaiakalani-Mosquito** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 8:27 pm

Hah, imagine that, some dude duck dives under a wave, come up face to face with a dude who is in one of those. It'd be like O.o Lol.

by **.Jen.** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 9:15 pm

Why bother with the figleaf though? Why not have some sort of velcro patch. so that men can choose what size ''bits'' they want stuck to the front.

Guaranteed not to sell anything smaller than XXL so could charge a fotrune for the patches :twisted:

by **pat42** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 1:53 am

Will blokes be allowed to put girls bits on or mix and match 'just to see what it feels like'

I'd be well up for that.......where can you buy the 'bits'?

by **CheeZee** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 12:59 pm

" A cheezee management notice "

We would like it known that cheezee has been banned from taking part in this thread in the interest of public safety .

The mere mention of stick-on fuzzy felt stylee body parts has left us no option but to administor a strong Rhino sedative from a dart gun to bring him down while he is on a rampage.This is done via a helicopter and as such is very expensive so please take care when mentioning the afore mentioned bodily areas.
We then have to hire a crack team of animal handlers to truss him up in his special cardigan ( the one with the buckles at the back) and throw him into an eternal cold shower .

All of this leaves the cheeze in a very distressed state and as this species is under threat of extinction more care should be taken when using words or phrases such as : "mix and match to see what it feels like" ..or "where can you buy the bits".. or "smaller than XXL" etc etc ...

We thankyou for your consideration in this matter .

by **Stone Fox** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 1:25 pm

Hazy_daze wrote:I always wear a bikini under my westuit...but thats just me and Im a girl after all!
Doubt there's many men that can admit to wearing one of those underneath their rubber!

I wouldn't be surprised if Chezee does!

by **pat42** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 2:12 pm

at Cheezee and Stonefox

by **CheeZee** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 3:03 pm

lmao ...nope " !! but somedays when you get "mid-autumn-cold-related-joggers-nipple" ...it would be worth the humiliation to avoid that painfull sore nipple thing going on :evil:

by **borneng** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 3:22 pm

yer mad Cheezee man! :lol:

by **CheeZee** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 3:32 pm

... " Sir ..you have insulted most of my multiple personalities ... take that back !!

ahhh bro .. i hope im mad or all is lost for me.. if theres no term for what i am then where will they keep me ??! :lol:

by **drowningbitbybit** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 3:46 pm

CheeZee wrote:... .. i hope im mad or all is lost for me..

I cycled to the recycling centre yesterday with two bin bags of plastic bottles dangling from my handlebars. When I was almost there, and getting a bit fed up with banging bottles against my shins, some arrogant flesher in a mercedes, talking on his phone, almost wiped me out on a zebra crossing.

I admit I slightly lost the plot. Cue ranting along the lines of "you fleshin' fleshin' flesher, you fleshin' almost fleshin' fleshed me you flesher!"

Half way through the rant I had a kind of out of body experience and looked down at the guy cycling with bin bags, standing in the middle of the road ranting obscenely at a car driver and thought that perhaps I should spend my time in doorways, drinking extra special strength lager from a can, shouting at strangers (preferably in a scottish accent) and grow an interestingly biological beard.... :wink:

by **CheeZee** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 3:50 pm

lmao... a fleshin " biological beard " ..class ...

oh my ... and we're in charge of this meet bro lololol .. is there such an option in the legal world of a "group restraining order" ??!! lmao ...

by **.Jen.** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:18 pm

CheeZee wrote:The mere mention of stick-on fuzzy felt stylee body parts... so please take care when mentioning the afore mentioned bodily areas.

What? Like willies, boobs, nads.... and the like?

[quoting the Cheeze]
We then have to hire a crack team of animal handlers to truss him up in his special cardigan ( the one with the buckles at the back) and throw him into an eternal cold shower .

If you read the original post...

[quoting myself]so that men can choose what size ''bits'' they want stuck to the front

If you need a straight jacket and cold showers after seeing STICK ON mens bits, then you're more depraved than I first though

Finally...

[quoting the Cheeze]
All of this leaves the cheeze in a very distressed state and as this species is under threat of extinction more care should be taken when using words or phrases such as : "mix and match to see what it feels like" ..or "where can you buy the bits".. or "smaller than XXL" etc etc ...

We thankyou for your consideration in this matter .

I'm setting up the shop as we speak, there are only mens bits so looks like you're all stuck as c*cks and just to piss y'all off - biggest size available will be 3 inches. Well, most of them look like that after being confined for hours in a rubber suit and being subjected to (mostly) cold saltwater. :twisted:

by **.Jen.** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:18 pm

and just a quick 'oh fleshin' it' - my attempt at being a smart arse with the quote thingie didnt work, so you're stuck with crappy comments instead

by **pat42** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 1:16 am

Well....I think there definately a market for womens bits and I've just had a sample "Ladies front bum" delivered from my manufacturer

I will be in bed for the next 3 days with a 'Jessica Rabbit' and 12 pack of duracell AA's road testing the 'Front Bum'

by **libby** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 2:50 am

You should order many more times the amount of breasts than anything else. The amount of times i've had conversations with male friends/boyfriends even gay guy male friends along the lines of;

Bloke "I don't know how you get any work done"
Me "What do you mean?"
Bloke "How do you stop yourself playing with them all day?"
Me "Playing with what?"
Me "Oh."
Bloke " You know jumping up and down in front of a mirror, jiggling them around"
Me "Ummmm i'm going to put on the biggest hoody i own now. Goodbye."

If this counts as market research then i think we are onto a winner. Also might be a way to significantly reduce the amount of men in the water and give is ladies more waves. Mwah ha ha ha (evil cackle).[/i]

by **.Jen.** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 2:41 pm

The thing is Libby, wouldn't you do that too if you had a willy? The jumping up and down in front of the mirror thing. I sure as hell would lol

by **libby** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 7:53 pm

No! I'd swing it round in circles of course :wink:

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