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by **CheeZee** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 2:02 pm

Howdy Doody all :twisted:

After spending a few months losing some unwanted attention :evil:

...i iz back !!

" So all hail a new dawn of weirdness and sacarsm ...as your King returneth..eth ..eth "

(trumpets blow as fair maidens lay rose petals on the sand leading to the waters edge ...and stuff )

**Sponsor**

by **PapaW** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 2:29 pm

by **CheeZee** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 3:38 pm

lmao ..Hey Papa

... " a fitting return me thinks :lol:

Hope you are well my man and the rest of the team .. and of course my partner in sarcastic crime ..sinista :wink:

and obviously the rest of you wonderful derranged & diss-placed people

" HI honey .... im home " :twisted:

by **drowningbitbybit** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 3:51 pm

Let the lurid, absurd, nonsensical, bizarre, surreal, perverted, meaninglessly meaningful, sarcastically sagastic, devious twaddle begin once more! :wink:

Welcome back, old chap

by **CheeZee** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 4:25 pm

Hey DBBB'

" lmao ..wicked ..many thanks my man ...i think thats the best description of the CheeZe that ive ever read :lol:

Glad to be back bro

:twisted:

by **Phil** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 4:35 pm

welcome back mate

by **Stone Fox** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 10:11 pm

I have never understood why sarcasm is the 'lowest' for of wit, yet satire is the 'highest'...?

Welcome back anyway mate. Let the fun commence.

by **oldiebeginner** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 7:18 am

mmm...CheeZee...let me think....,no sorry, don't ring any bells......

welcome to the forum anyway.... :wink:

by **Dec** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 10:03 am

wow, you don't know CheeZee? He is like a legend of Surfing-Waves along with Dbbb, PapaW, SinistaPenguin, Brent n' Libby!!..along with many more...

Great to see you back,...emm.. or read that your back.
Whats brings you back?

by **CheeZee** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 1:21 pm

Thanks Phil ... and this year im not relying on anyone to get my a** to the beach so this wobbler' will be hitting the north coast as much as possible this summer

Thanks Stone' , oldie & hiphop ...good to see your all still here :twisted:

" yep yep ..let the fun commence and lmao nice one Stone' ..

" sarcasm is the lowest form of wit - to a person that has no sense of humour " ..CheeZee o6

see im back already with the profound quotes of meaninglessness..ness !!

by **libby** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 7:43 pm

Well hello there.

Its been very quiet without you.

No machines that go PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNGGGG whatsoever.

by **CheeZee** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 11:45 am

Hey Libstar

lol.. yeh i know its been a bit quie , i could feel it in the force :lol:

Hope your doing well ( know ya are ) .. and as ever give a gurt big " Yo " to mr B' ...

I shall endevour to bring a loud Piiiiiing back to the forum ..and wherever possible a 'loud Peng' as well :twisted:

Ch'eeZee naaaa

(p.s the mangement draws attention to the reference of Peng which is old skool Jamaican for a rather large reefer or chillum ... i thankyou )
(( the management would also like it known that we obviously would never condone the use of said " Peng " unless it was passed to me first ))

by **libby** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 7:10 pm

Phew. Thats better. I always feel better after a good pinging when its been a while.

How about a song cheezee?

Something really English.....I'll start us off.

"Every sperm is saaaaaacred, ever sperm is goooood"

Join in if you know the words!

by **Broosta** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 12:37 am

The Meaning of Life

by **Dec** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 2:40 am

..."it's only a RABBIT!! A litte bunny rabbit!!....ARRGGHHHH" Said with a john Cleese accent.

:lol:

..The Holy Grail!

by **CheeZee** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 11:29 am

"Every sperm is saaaaaacred, ever sperm is goooood"

Join in if you know the words!

.... ahhh baaaaaabe ..i cant remember any of the words ..its shamefull i know .. Life of Brian or Holy Grail and i can quote the script for every character word perfect for the whole film but Meaning of Life im struggling ...

(cheeZee hangs his head in comedy shame ) :oops:

by **libby** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 8:14 pm

Well in that case.....

"You're not the Messiah you're a very naughty boy."

and

"Tis nothing but a flesh wound, come back 'ere and i'll bite yer head off!"