how do i tell her?

by **naniekso** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 6:36 am

well i found out my girlfriend surfs(+1 coolness). Unfortunately, shes a longboarder. Which is fine by me, cause i find short-boarding girls very disturbing, but it means we can't be on the same waves! I'll be all agro and she'll make me look bad!

how do i tell her i'm a shortboarder? o.O

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by **drowningbitbybit** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 8:37 am

Drop in on her. She'll soon work it out.

by **garbarrage** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 8:28 pm

^^ classic!!

by **madcat** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 6:12 pm

Cut her long board in half and put the nose section in bed with her so that she find in when she wakes up.

by **Kaptman** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 12:12 am

I love the comment. "Drop in on her" Classic.

by **noob** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 3:13 am

this site should have a "like" button

by **esonscar** » Sat Mar 12, 2011 10:34 pm

Naniekso, you admit you have a short board. Many others have the same. With regard to your other half, I feel it is in your interest to maybe extend you length (by all means possible) and maybe increase velocity to the point where satisfaction is gained to all parties concerned. This should be done without the use of a leash.
Just my $00.02c.

[edit - I made the above make a bit more sense than it was originally (by the brackets)!]

by **skilz007321** » Tue Apr 05, 2011 1:09 am

lol. I heard width was pretty important. Even if its short, it may have enough volume. :surfing:

by **themathteacher** » Wed Apr 06, 2011 3:25 am

Easy fix: buy a retro fish. When I have to surf with my longboard buds I break out my retro fish and keep up with them, so will you. However, if it's going off the shortie comes out...

by **tony g** » Tue Apr 12, 2011 12:53 am

I would try to find out where and when she surfs and just paddle out and surprise her in the water. You could let her try out your shortboard. She will then know you are a shortboarder without you even having to tell her.