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by **CheeZee** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 12:53 pm

lol..he's fine, some good responses .. if i thought we were going down Magic Seaweeds path... i would unleash Chippy :twisted:

p.s bro .. you can still take me under your arm and lead me to the bar if you want :mrgreen:

..in a non-gay way of course ..although i dont mind if you throw in some camp broadway musical lines just for entertainment along the way :lol:

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by **Dec** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 2:19 pm

Yes...we're going to.....the....bar..... Does this bar we're going to have poles? And will I need money!?! :twisted:

by **^*^BATMAN^*^** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 2:39 pm

Dec wrote:Yes...we're going to.....the....bar..... Does this bar we're going to have poles? And will I need money!?!

Hag.....is Dec actually gay?

by **Dr Rev** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 2:41 pm

Will playing with myself make me go blind ?
Or can i do it a bit and wear glasses ???? :oops:

by **rich r** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 6:23 pm

Why bother wearing underwear at all?

by **essex sucks** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 8:23 pm

this is getting too be like that not long til combe thing but funny.

by **BLADE HAG** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:28 pm

paulS wrote:Is your real name Roy?

Roy is an uncommon ladies name :lol:

by **BLADE HAG** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:29 pm

CheeZee wrote:
Go to babe of the day
...relevance ?!

It is a top post!!!!!

by **BLADE HAG** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:35 pm

^*^BATMAN^*^ wrote:
Dec wrote:Yes...we're going to.....the....bar..... Does this bar we're going to have poles? And will I need money!?! :twisted:

Hag.....is Dec actually gay?

Only when there is 15foot surf. This makes him very happy :lol:

by **BLADE HAG** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:39 pm

Reverend wrote:Will playing with myself make me go blind ?
Or can i do it a bit and wear glasses ???? :oops:

1 You will be fine wearing glasses and eye surgery is great these days!
2 it is alot funner to play with someone else.
3 Why risk it? if you are blind you cant surf.

by **BLADE HAG** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:41 pm

rich r wrote:Why bother wearing underwear at all?

If you rip your pants people will see your ass! :lol:

by **Stone Fox** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 4:06 pm

What happens when an unstoppable force strikes an immovable object?

If a man speaks in a forest and there's no women around to hear, is he still wrong?

by **Big Man** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 4:41 pm

Stone Fox wrote:What happens when an unstoppable force strikes an immovable object?

Chuck Norris would never try to hit himself

by **BLADE HAG** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 11:51 pm

Stone Fox wrote:What happens when an unstoppable force strikes an immovable object?

If a man speaks in a forest and there's no women around to hear, is he still wrong?

1 Unstoppable force = wave, strikes and immovable object = the beach.
This = surf, fun for us.

2 Depends on how stupid he is.

by **rich r** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 2:58 pm

Why wear pants, then?

by **BLADE HAG** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 11:27 pm

rich r wrote:Why wear pants, then?

Wear bordies alot better to surf in.

by **rich r** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 2:07 am

Why not surf naked?

by **BLADE HAG** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 7:13 am

1 pubic hairs stuck in your wax.
2 Being blinded by the full moon when duck diving.
3 Dangle berries in the way.
4 Sunburnt Sun sensitive ass.
5 Shells in your crack.
6 You might catch crabs.
7 You might catch lobsters.
8 Might catch a big fish with your bait and takle.

by **surfdaisy06** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 2:42 pm

Ahhaaaaa

this thread is quality

by **Dr Rev** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 2:44 pm

Is it wrong to cry out your own name whilst having sex ?? :wink:

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