Hunk of the day....

by **Brent** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 10:14 pm

This is why I used the term "body Language cluster" single gestures mean nothing, just playing with your hair no...I'd just think you were nurotic or a biach who needs her hair trimmed (;->)
But if you were playing with your hair while turned towards me with your leg crossed in my direction and touching me occasionally while looking at me directly with dilated pupils...then the balance of evidence indicates you're gonna score some quality DNA tonight !!!!
In the case you mentioned above Libby I'd just sit there drinking my drink (ahhh nice G&T makes even the stupidist chick seem nice) and not mirroring your gestures thus confusing you further. I'd be asking nice open-ended questions about yourself, getting you to talk some more while pretending to be listening to the answers...while eyeing up your best friend....this unleashes the ultimate big-game weapon. Chick Best-friend jealousy. You'll take me home even if I do look like Shrek just so she doesn't.
And I win...what's for breakfast dear???

**Sponsor**

by **chriswhoissouthcoaster** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 9:39 am

lol! im gonna use that! funny thing is that probably works!! girls are just like that!

by **libby** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 9:47 am

What can is say, faced with mind games like that i'd probably get bored and leave you to the best friend :roll:

by **saffasurfer7** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 10:57 am

Well, if the chick in question is stupid enough to take a guy home from a night out then i say, she deserves the kinda guy you just described who's gonna play games with her and pretend he's interested when all he wants to do is enlarge his ego to try and feel better bout himself.

Let's face it, you don't take a guy home if you actually have any dignity and are actually interested in him. Just get a number and if he is really interested he'll see you again.

Otherwise, the other alternative and much more satisfying and fun way to do things is to get the guy to think you're gonna take him home and leave him stranded at the end of the night clutching at straws to try and find a girl who'll feed his ego for the rest of the night. :lol:

Then he'll more than likely land up with a minger who he's standing next to in the taxi queue and wake up in the morning thinking..."F**k me, how did I get here? And how much did I drink last night?" :shock:

No amount of gourmet breakfast could make you feel better bout that one :wink:

....and you can lie in bed in the morning with a huge grin on your face pleased at the idea he might have landed up with a less than attractive girl and now feels like xxxxx as well as having a huge hangover.

Even better if she lives miles away from where he does and he doesn't have more than a quid on him so has to walk home...

Oh, the opportunities are endless....

Not all girls are thick and easy...and as for you cheeky Brent, not only guys read the babe of the day thread...

Guys, get on over to "Hunk of the Day" thread; By stealth I've tricked them into conversation rather than posting images....keep it clever & clean chaps and we can have some serious sexist fun here at their expense.
Need some support...

Sorry to grass on you but couldn't resist... :roll:

by **gulfsurfer** » Sun Apr 10, 2005 6:10 am

I love whiskey. Whiskey can do magical things to a women, and make men much better talkers and dancers. The only problem is after uve had about 15 tripples of crown and coke and gulped em all down, u might find yourself waking up the next morning laying in vomit and have vomit in your nostrils. That is hands down, the worst feeling in the world. Then when you realize its puke, you puke all over yourself again. Time to throw away the sheets i guess, unless your at some girls house, then she can take care of it. mmm how bout some whiskey

by **Brent** » Sun Apr 10, 2005 7:30 am

Hey Saffa, a true player can spot the old "dump him at the end of the night" deal. Here's what a smart man does...he realises he's a gump and walks away early, he does this about an hour before the club closes. He get out to the dance floor and does the "cool friend guy who's not trying to scam action" routine with his female mates (and more importantly her friends). As the night draws to a close the women start heading for the floor to escape the clutches of the ever drunker & desperate chaps over at the bar area. He continues to play the nice guy having fun with the lady friends...and the first chick who slurs half-drunkenly in his ear "I wish all those drunk guys you're with were a nice guy like you" becomes the new victim.
Saffa, you miss the whole point, within reasonable limits (she's human, breathes & is actually a woman)...guys really don't care what they look like -

by **saffasurfer7** » Sun Apr 10, 2005 10:18 am

Yeah, I know. A lot of guys couldn't care less what a girl looks like which is a good thing if in the right context but in this case guys are just out to use chicks which is wrong. Although, I'm sure some girls don't mind being used.

Some guys as well as some girls get off on the whole one night stand thing and think it's great but I'm not too sure a lot of them are actually being honest with themselves. I, for one, am not a fan of the one night stand scene, I had a few when I was younger but as a result realised that it wasn't for me. Most of them were just to try and make me feel better bout myself at that time and see if I could get the guy I had laid eyes on and thought was super fit, was like a bit of a challenge. Or sometimes to get over a break-up. But at the end of the day if you score with a guy in a club, like you say, he doesn't really care what you look like, who you are or what you're about. Therefore it's totally meaningless and has no real value to it.

I'm a totally confident person, like who I am and have pride and dignity so don't need some random guy at the end of a pissed up night out to take me home so I can feel better bout myself, cos let's face it, that's all a one night stand is.

That's just me, think I hang around with too many guys and know the male race too well to fall for any of their silly scams, so I avoid their games altogether. I much prefer getting to know a guy and drawing something from that than using guys in clubs.

by **Brent** » Sun Apr 10, 2005 5:52 pm

Ditto here.
A good dawn patrol has far more meaning, more depth and (sometimes) is much more fun...best escape the clubs early methinks.

by **k mac** » Sun Apr 10, 2005 8:25 pm

well girls al this talking and debating about how you know blokes games is rubbish you havent spotted brents game and he as even stated it once !!! he has tricked you and he knows it

By stealth I've tricked them into conversation rather than posting images..

you girls havnt posted any pictures for a while now ,eh !

by **saffasurfer7** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 9:02 am

It's too much effort posting pics, there aren't many pics of hot guys out there...or maybe there just aren't many hot guys out there... :shock:

Much rather have a debate than scroll through piles of pages of rubbish pics trying to find a decent one.

We're not as desperate as you males seem to be about looking at pics of the opposite sex. It doesn't bother us...

by **libby** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 2:57 pm

Except for when we are bored, like now, in the uni computer room with a test the next day that we really cant be a$$ed to revised for. Then all of a sudden the semi naked blokes appeal increases again....

by **libby** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 2:59 pm

by **libby** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 3:00 pm

by **libby** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 3:04 pm

by **saffasurfer7** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 5:09 pm

nice pics, i can never easily find good ones...

just seems a mission. very fussy taste doesn't help i don't think. :roll:

by **saffasurfer7** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 11:41 am

woohoo!!! I'm bored at work, had to resort to sifting through male pics in the hope of finding some hotties....

Guess who?...

Last one's for you Libby, although he could do with losing the cigarette!

by **libby** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 6:24 pm

Yeh deffo better without the cigarette but i appreciate the thought. Its only half seven and om alreadsy drunk. Is that bad? Oh well maybe with my Beck's goggles on the whole of Norwich will look like Jonny :wink:

by **gulfsurfer** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 11:08 pm

omg im offended, i think maybe the mods should remove all the pics in here, like when everyone through a little pissy fit in the babe of the day topic. jk

by **globesurfer** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 11:18 pm

you know what i think? those pictures of those on steroids look like they need 2 go 2 queer eye and get a good makeover, im sure theyd like 2 suck it all out, because they look like theyve come from the frikin freakshow

by **gulfsurfer** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 11:41 pm

heck yes they do