Hunk of the day....

by **saffasurfer7** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 6:38 pm

you are quite the Laird fan aren't you Libby?
:wink:

**Sponsor**

by **saffasurfer7** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 6:49 pm

Some competition for you Libby (or should I say for Laird)...

by **libby** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 9:59 pm

You couldn't possibly make me choose!!

Hmmm ok then I think i would go for Laird its just his build, its incredible, but lets be honest i don't think its likely we would kick either out of bed! Which one for you out of Laird and Kelly? That is assuming that you have worn Vin out of course :wink:

.....

by **saffasurfer7** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 8:57 am

lol

Well, definitely assuming I'd worn Vin out cos he'd win over ANYONE!!!

I'd probs have to stick with Kelly I'm afraid...(sorry), he's just got gorgeous eyes and a really cool smile and not a bad bod although he could definitely benefit from more trips to the gym to build up those muscles.

And the skinhead does it for me too. Love my skinheads.

by **saffasurfer7** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 2:47 pm

...the joys of having a quiet day at work

by **saffasurfer7** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 2:53 pm

(sorry, couldn't resist)

Not bad shape...

by **libby** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 7:53 pm

Hmmmm not a huge fan of Matthew Maconothingy but bring on the Tom Cruise piccies, he's not my type at all but i've fancied him since i was aboput 11. I cant find pictures of fit half dressed (male)surfers on the net,plenty in the magazines though

Nice we seem to have thwarted Brent's attempt to defecate on our lovely men :wink:

by **saffasurfer7** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 8:36 pm

hell yeah, nothing can stop us...

Matthew is well hot (in my opinion of course), you're right, it is a mission to find ANY hot men on the net...unless you count the well dodgy ones that seem to be posing for porn/gay porn sites... :shock:

Nice to look at, but not so appropriate to post... :cry:

by **k mac** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 9:19 pm

Nice to look at, but not so appropriate to post...

like the elephant said to the naked bloke, "its cute,but what can you pick up with it"

by **saffasurfer7** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 8:50 am

"half the female population" (at the rate of some guys) :shock:

by **libby** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 9:51 am

Brent wrote:Oh no, not all of us are that shallow.
Some men are visual creatures and appreciate quality poo-tang for that aspect. I am far deeper...
I judge my ladies, not only by the quality of the initial coital experience but by the quality of the breakfast she prepares me the next morning. A far better judge of a lady than the size of her boobies.
*smirk*
Lads = how do we judge a lady?((this'll keep em from posting more photo's

Ok guys as disgusted as I am by brent ( :wink:

) i'm also slightly intrigued. Come on I know some of you blokes are reading the thread too.....

by **Broosta** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 10:24 am

Well... the amount we judge a lady is inversely proportionate to the quantity of alcohol consumed

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by **saffasurfer7** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 10:33 am

tell me bout it. the best thing to do if you're out is to steer clear of any male presence who may be under large consumptions of alcohol. :shock:

= bad news

by **saffasurfer7** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 10:37 am

Here's one for the guys...
I, for one, obviously choose not to partake in the below mentioned behavioural patterns:

POLICE WARNING:

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called ...Beer. The drug is found in liquid form and available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large "kegs".

Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach.

After several Beers, men will often succumb to the desires to perform
sexual acts on horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted.

After drinking Beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's
savings, in a familiar scam known as a "relationship". In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewed enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage". Men are much more susceptible to this scam after Beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females. Please! Forward this warning to every male you know.

If you fall victim to this beer and the women administering it.....
There are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly affected like-minded guys. For the support group nearest you, just look up "FOOTBALL" in the phone book.

by **k mac** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 11:58 am

shocking news

by **libby** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 12:47 pm

Ha ha ha brill!! But lets be honest its usually the guy getting the girl drunk, thats their only method, bless their unsophisticated litte souls :wink:

. Bet theres not many girls who would get a guy hammered cos 1) drunk blokes are totally unattractive and 2)we've got subtler and much more effective methods of gettin the blokes we want :shock:

. Discuss....

by **saffasurfer7** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 1:28 pm

Too right Libby, getting them drunk kinda defeats the object...pissed guys are useless and full of rubbish the majority of the time....and 10x hornier (which is generally a bad thing for many reasons).

Subtlety is the way forward. Seduce them and draw them in when they don't even realise you're doing it... :wink:

Generally, that'll catch them out.

by **Brent** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 5:49 pm

Ladies, do you not think some of us men are wise to these subtle hooks you employ? The body language clusters, the cute smile, the little giggle, the lingering stares. We know all that stuff...it's just some unfortunates are less atune than others.
The best game of all when out drinking etc and the various girlies are lurking about expect you to make a play...and you don't. That is the funnest game of them all. The challenge is presented to them and they then have to work for it. Oh yes, that is so much better, good women (and those most worthy of your DNA sample) love a challenge and this method has a far higher success rate than the expected plan of attack (plying them and yourself with liquor). Call it the "double bluff" if you like.

by **k mac** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 6:21 pm

some good thinking there brent :lol:

by **libby** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 6:27 pm

Yes of course we know, thats what makes it so fun, and we know you blokes know, otherwise we wouldnt do it. But sometimes blokes can read into it too much as well. Example; someone somewhere informed the bloke population that if a girl is playing with her hair whilst talking to you then she is coming onto you. If i wear my hair down then i constantly play with it, just a habit, im not even aware im doing it most of the time but i have got myself into trouble with guy mates before after they have made a pass at me, i've knocked them back and they get all hurt and say i was coming on to them - just because i was playing with my hair :shock:

. Any of the other girlies or guys out there think the 'chase' is the best bit? He he i have a feeling this thread is going to set off!