You're cray-cray and could be up to anything at any time. You need a boardshort that can stick with you no matter what shenanigans you get into. Rusty's East side Short is designed just for a joker like you. It features a no-slip drawcord with silicone strips welded into the fabric ensuring your shorts stay on even if you end up goin over the falls! Rusty also knows you're in constant need of a wax comb, a fin key and a bottle opener, so they included a tool that does it all. Lastly, they even threw in a one year paid subscription to Transworld Surf so you can continue your cutting edge knowledge of all things surf! Visit store for more details.
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